Cubs Flush IOF Dreams with Opening Day Defeat
Rebranded IOF softball team – Red Sockeyes – loses first game. Come cheer on the Red Sockeyes on Thursday, May 29 when they take on Microbiology at 5:30PM at Thunderbird Stadium!
Psychotics get in Reefs’ heads
Despite their appalling record, however, the Reefs had their first spectator of the season: the department’s beloved Bayesian Master’s student, Delaney Hicks, so enthralled by all the softball updates that she needed to see the team play for herself.
A Few Good Softballers
Despite two 5-run, mercy rule inducing bottom innings, the game somehow stayed close. Like the outlier in your data, the Reefs could not be willed away.
Chemical Induced Reef Degradation
Darin’ Taryn commented after the game, “with this loss, our record looks about as good as the FISH 500 trash fish that’s deteriorating in that ESB museum.” Chemistry Department Destroys IOF Going into their fifth game of the season and ranked dead last in the league, the Reefs faced their biggest rival yet, the Chemistry […]
Business as Usual
“It turns out a lot of the Cubs’ best players just weren’t at the first game but showed up for this one,” said Skipper Kristen Sora, “and unfortunately a bunch of our worst players also showed up.”
Psychological Ballfare
*Editor’s note* The regular softball sportswriter was benched for using the Canadian spelling of “offense” last week. Here at the red white and blue IOF sports desk, we don’t allow that kind of thing.
IOF Shows Up and Kicks Assets
“It was weird to be winning a game for once,” said bench coach Dana “Fisher” Price, “but not weird like the pizza toppings after IOF seminars, weird in a good way.”
Every Compass Rose Has Its Thorns
Playoffs begin next week! Come cheer on the IOF at 5:30PM next Thursday at Thunderbird Stadium.
Reefs Smoke Druggers
IOF Reefs pulls away from Pharmacology Druggers 13-7. The Reefs are now 3-5 and will face off against Microsoftballogy next Thursday at 5:30 PM.
Psychotics show up and shut down
IOF loses 12-8 to Psychology Department. Next Thursday, the Reefs take on Pharmacology’s Druggers and Sluggers at 5:30pm at Thunderbird Stadium